Why I should be fired...

So today was the last day of a long series of speeches for my san-nenseis (9th graders). Here is one speech that I'd like to share with you (they were all show-and-tell speeches, though many students opted to just tell). Please note that the first and last lines were given to the students as part of their "template":

Hello everyone, I am going to talk about something that I like.
This is a toy red.
This toy is sent from a friend and is a thing.
This was the toy which wanted me.
There will be sound, if it pushes.
Thank you for listening.

This student recieved a B.
Her squeezing the toy to make a squeaky noise was the best part of that class (aside from me performing the usual entertainment monkey routine, of course).

Hope you are all well,